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jazzattackk:

s—a—r—a:

songofages:

sass-and-tea:

Just these. Wowow

I wish she had added Dudley with a magical child.

crying 

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Why do people say “nice to meet you” before I’ve even said anything? How do you know it’s nice to meet me? I’m an asshole.

(Source: villenoire, via not-in-this-universe)

3 weeks ago
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theeppytomymacca:

softgrungepuppy:

so my mum just came into my room and goes “i made something for you” and gives me this funny little brown book

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and inside it she wrote

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and then on every single page she’s written something lovely like “beautiful” “funny”  ”generous” etc

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every single page

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this is because she found out about my self harming a few weeks ago, and wants me to have something to look at every time i feel sad

i almost cried 

parenting

you’re doing it right

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3 weeks ago
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sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

(Source: amovible, via not-in-this-universe)

3 weeks ago
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slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

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3 weeks ago
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starks-drunkgaytendencies:

sqvad:

pansoph:

pansoph:

i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 

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i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

jesus crust

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3 weeks ago
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